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Tuesday 22 March 2011

apologizes, i speak no fob




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『 Do you know what is engrish?

Yes? Skip over this part to continue to the post.

No? Well, a quick google of engrish would bring you to a definition by wikipedia saying:

「 Engrish refers to non-standard variations of English used in East Asian countries. The term arose by replacing the L in English with an R, which is known as lallation, and is caused by the lack of a phoneme corresponding to the English L in Japanese. 」

Which I think it's pretty shitty definition and is no fun. Rather, for a better sense of the word and profanity skim over the urban dictionary definitions here and don't bother with the first few definitions it'll be the same as the wikipedia. The lower rated ones are a lot more in tune to how the collective believe engrish really means generally to the masses. Or... just more racist? huahuahua. 』

」huahuahuahuahua「

『 The point of this blog post is not to make you aware of the grammar mistakes asians so commonly do nor is it a medium as which for the collective to espouse its thoughts on engrish. Like people would care frankly nor is it that particularly fascinating a subject to even discuss. We's jus show you some images that are pretty engrishy and lawlol.



19 comments :

  1. AS long as you can understand what the person means, than it's all good isn't it? Nice post, followed!

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  2. speechless to his remarks i presume cuz every1 of them hit ur true feelingz?

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  3. hahaha i do love engrish very amusing

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  4. This is probably my favorite grammar mistake of all time.

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  5. I agree man

    Personally I'm from Canada, so we're pretty varied when it comes to different cultures. And I have to say, it actually pisses me off that we don't have any sort of a centralized language anymore, I can go onto streets of my own fucking town and not understand a word being said or what buildings house what.

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  6. @Terce which city do you live in? This blog is based from Vancouver and naturally engrish is an easily identifiable part of the city... everywhere haha.

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  7. @Terce ah never mind, I saw your profile, Toronto eh? xD

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  8. Haepy??? haha

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  9. @Necroticism the company is called Taxi Happy and they have it correctly spelled everywhere else on the on car except for the largest decal...

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  10. hahaha, very funny mistakes

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  11. Engrish can always be counted on to produce lulz. XD

    Cool site, follow'd.

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  12. HAH like this blog, +1 follow :)

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  13. I always thought this kinda stuff was funny

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  14. lol engrish is awesome, i speak it at every asian restaurant i go to. followed!

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  15. Not to sound racist but engrish does cause them to say funny things by accident, like one geomorphology professor I have says water wapor instead of vapor and I crack up each time

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  16. If I can understand you without proper grammar then I don't mind

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