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Thursday, 29 December 2011

inb4 twentytwelve a restart

」get nice and good before you dance yrself clean

『 "It takes knowledge to understand others, but it needs a clear mind to know oneself. It takes strength to surpass others, but it requires a strong will to surpass oneself." - Laozi

What happened to this blog?  Seven posts then nothing?  Actually I wouldn't even call it seven posts when half of them are shit.  The quote above is a reflective of what happened to this blog, I wanted to do something great with this blog, make great things happen, create amazing content.  However nothing truly transpired.  The way I see it was there was a clear mind but no will.  No will, no content.  However, I've found a renewed sense of motivation and a intense wanting to get this going again. So,

How about a product review?  A summer day up at campus and my friend and I were feeling thirsty.  Into the campus grocery store and after a few minutes of mulling over the selection of drinks feeling like this.

I eventually chose Boylan's Creamy Red Birch Beer.  Now this is the first I've drank a "Birch Beer" so I did not know that I was to experience the taste of one the GREATEST sodas ever brewed.  No joke, this shit is good.  

The bottle is made of a thick glass which gives the drinker a sense of quality with the soda: the glass bottle feels damn sturdy and the glass relief around the bottle attributes a feel of yesteryear.  A feel rightfully so because Boylan Bottling Company has been in operation for well over 100 years.  On it there is a large creamy red design with the details of the drink and... well fuck you can see it can't you?  I won't go on describing the the look of the bottle.  Time to consume.
As said above earlier this is one of the  best  sodas ever.  The first sip gives you an experience of a sublime euphoria where a  creamy vanilla  and I believe what is the flavour of birch are swinging with each other.  As in where each atom of birch flavour and  creamy vanilla  flavour were to be a monogamous flavour couple in your mouth and your tongue is the host a swingers party.  So, you have like what, millions-billions-trillions of swining  creamy vanilla  and birch flavour couples fucking with one another in your mouth all giving your tongue a nice old fashioned.

At ??.?? it's a pretty good deal because at whatever price you do pay for one these Boylan's Creamy Red Birch Beer it's worth it.』

Here's some arbitrary figures:
Taste: 10 / 10 , Price: 10 / 10 , Design: 10 / 10 , Total: 30 / 30